Goldfish on the Floor

I was searching for some blogging inspiration today, but it found me instead. Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but I want to tell you the story about why I love floor-spiced Goldfish.
Once upon a time, I was living in a townhouse with my family (yes, I know, but now I’m in a DIFFERENT townhouse). As The Twitches were still young and nursing, I did not do much except [...]


Sometimes, You Just Gotta Say It...

Women. Suck.
While I realize that as the #1742 feminist on the Internets, that’s a hard statement to take (or, maybe its just hard for me to take, but whatever) coming from the Great Melia, but honestly… my heart is breaking vicariously for another person because of the actions of his spouse.
When you are in a couple-type relationship, no matter what genders (or lack thereof) may apply, the absolute WORST THING [...]