Things I am Not Good at...

Shocking, I know.

 Growing plants.
 Waking up.
 Being awesome (no, wait, that’s a lie).
 Spelling “lying” after a particularly weird night of sleep that has left my shoulders and neck stabbing me in an internal dance of tireless misery.

I have this insane urge to write today. But, instead, I’ll be at a playground, drowning my sorrows in 7-11 coffee and digesting the events of the last week so I can come back and [...]