An Idiot's Guide to Melia

1. Don’t lie. Its stupid and I’m the most understanding person on the fucking planet, even if you’re an asshole.
2. Don’t ignore me. I’m a well-known attention whore, even if I pretend like constant fawning over my greatness bothers me.
2.5. The same attention is still warranted after days, weeks, months or years of being in my presence. Venus in Leo. Rawr!
3. If you live next door, and are having a [...]