Imagine with me: Your Last Day in the White House

You wake up for the last time in a plush bed, where you’ve spent many nights… er… thinking. You put on your slippers and feather-trimmed pink robe and you stumble into the bathroom, mascara running down your face and lipstick smeared from ear to ear.
You turn toward the bed as you hear the grumblings of another person. Oh. Crap. What have I done this time? You shake your head and [...]