Major Dork Update!

Really, I was beginning to question the freakish things that aren’t happening in Bizarro World lately. Its been kind of a dry spell, a long, hot, sucktacular dry spell of complete and utter blah.
Blah.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel. An oncoming train, a glorious, sunny day, one of those fish that tries to kill Marlin and Dory… whatever, something is coming to take away the blahs [...]