The Joke is on Me!

Ha, ha, fucking Ha.
So, something planetary happened today and I relaxed, just a bit. It may have had something to do with my late night last night, during which I halfway expected some huge revelation about life, and only got a bunch of work out of the way. Then I was greeted with a huge, huge project that can only be described as a) my dead horse or b) the [...]

 

Wanna Schmooze?

I’m not a terribly social person when it comes to breaking the ice with people. I play with my phone to look disinterested, or stare blankly at my shoes when waiting to pick up children. At the playground, I have a book, a notebook or something with me at all times so that I appear busy. I am busy, mind you, because the voices in my head are incredible company [...]