In Today's News...

I have a painful blood blister on my finger.
A man was wearing spandex overalls and lounging provocatively within my direct line of sight at Sbux.
My cat just brought me a dead cardinal.
There is a huge, huge correlation between drums and relationships, at least in my research on the Webs today. Also, there are a lot of lonely people asking for random love advice that I kind of want to start [...]