Flaming Baboon Ass

I am about to say the most unthinkable statement that has ever come out of my head.
Well, no, there have been plenty of these thoughts, but this is the one I choose to admit. Based on my blazing entry into fertility yesterday (just scroll down, k?), I have been walking around naked, wearing only a cock ring.
Name that movie and the first celebrity I wanted to… oh fuck, I can’t [...]