If only this was about vampires. I dig vampires. Not the Twilight vampires, or the other shiny, sparkly vampire wanna-be craptastic love stories that are plaguing our innocent poster sections of stores, but cool vampires… like Dracula. He was awesome, in that “holy crap, that’s not a cool guy,” awesome sort of way. Team Drac, all the way.
Sadly, this isn’t about vampires. Its about blood, and my loss of iron. [...]