Sex Tape

I know what you’re all thinking, that the video evidence of a very drinky night has finally surfaced, and Melia is going to be more than Internet Famous now. You’re over on YouTube typing obscure phrases like, “Melia Lore sucks a mustard bottle,” or “where did Melia put that burrito?”
Why did both of those involve food?
No, I’m here to talk about sex tape. That not-yet-invented (in my head, at least) [...]