What's new, pussycat?

I am in the throes of writing the super essay. I’m so tired of writing about myself, its not funny.
Chapter 1: I’m a geek.
Chapter 2: I’m a geek with an online biz (or 20).
Chapter 3: I’m a female geek who picks other female’s brains… and then eats them.
I can’t wait to write my actual autobiography, where the computer world takes up a page, or maybe two pages, and the rest [...]