The Stupid, I mean, Stupak Amendment, Sarah Palin, Boobs and Oopsie!
Viagra, however, will now be dispensed next to the toothpicks as you pay the cashier at Denny’s. Awwww yeah.
Waxing Nostalgic
…there is no way, ever, that a hot, crab-infested stick of wax is getting anywhere near my vagina.
The Lice Report
Yes, we’re still here.
When last I wrote, there was a significant decline in the amount of “buggies” found. Its a good sign, but I’m not giving up my vigilant anti-bug stance. No ma’ameee Darla (that was “no sireee Bob” in feminist lingo… just go with it).
Thursday night: Get the Hell out of Dodge! I decided I was clean enough to go get drinks with some locals. A few crises at [...]
Lice, er Life Lessons
If I had not given The Enigma a mohawk two weeks ago, Dozer Doodle would not have been asking for a haircut. Granted, she wanted a haircut like Enigma’s, but I’m not willing to do that to my three-year old daughter… yet.
That’s a big “yet” because…
On Monday, I trimmed Dozer’s hair (shorter than Mary Sunshine’s hair, but not quite as stylish as Enigmas. A chin-length bob. Cute, functional, my Grandmother [...]