I am having a party! A birthday party! For me!

Labor Day Weekend, I shall turn 34. There will be sushi, hibachi, karaoke and chopstick art. You are cordially invited to celebrate with me and a gaggle of friends (honk, honk!) as we rock out, dance a little, drink a lot and act like typical 30-something moms on a night out.
Oh yes, we will annoy you. Just be prepared.
Labor Day Weekend: Northern Virginia and/or DC. Come join the fun, because [...]