Ha ha ha! I am evil. Well, almost.

Yes, yes, I am. I took all of my kids shopping. We needed food, I needed to get out. They evidently needed new toys. That’s not what makes me evil, though. Evil would have been buying them toys and then giving them to the aliens who live in the closet under the stairs. Or, taping them to the ceiling. I might be able to go on and on about the [...]