My Legs are Jelly!

I’m sitting here, drinking working up a sweaty storm researching WordPress themes and planning a website makeover, when I realize that not only are my eyeballs falling out of my pretty little face, but that my legs slowly melting into the floor.
I promise, I took no LSD today and the ‘shrooms at dinner were completely legal. Emo Boy did question me about that, though. Thanks, DARE.
Melia, why, oh, why are [...]