More than you ever wanted to know about guinea pigs.

Flashback, 2007: The Enigma began his animal-loving journey with a plea to get a turtle. Prior to this sad, puppy dog-eyed request, The Enigma never really asked for anything, even for his birthday or for Festivus. I was shocked and by damn, I was going to get him a turtle. I hop on my computer and research turtles and discover that the only legal pet turtles in our area [...]