She is on crack.

Many, many hours ago, a link entered my inbox that said something about crack. Normally, most of my links from crack dealers go unnoticed, but this time, I felt I owed it to someone to investigate their crack. Crack. Say it with me: CUH-RACK.
Crack, you see, is cool. Not ass crack, either. Ass crack is lame. So is stepping on a crack, because in all honesty, that will probably break [...]