Bulls Scare the Pee Outta Me

Finally, a day out of NoVa!
The kiddos, Freedom and I took the opportunity to flee Stepford on Saturday and head, well, anywhere. It was well past time to get the hell out and have some fun. Out. Away. Gone. Vamoosed.
Did we go to Baltimore and hang out at the Inner Harbor?
No.
Did we go MOTORIN’! with go-karts and eat funnel cakes?
No.
Did we frolic through DC?
Nope.
You see, after about an hour of [...]