So, I forgot to mention the highlight of my pool outing… My subtle boob dance of arrangement.
I’ve breastfed all for of my children and subsequently lost almost 100lbs. My boobs are shot, and aside from being naked, the most evident way to see this unnatural phenomenon is when I wear the only bathing suit I own, that just happens to be a size and a half too big, and offers [...]
…and International Women’s Day… my top 10 reasons I’m glad I’m a woman, and a feminist.
1. I never, ever have to say, “I’m not a feminist, but…”
2. I can get my hair cut, get asked if I’m working today and respond by saying that I work 24/7 as a mom plus I work from home. Those were both my choices, and both of which proudly proclaim… most days.
3. I don’t [...]
This couch, so old and crusty (yep, I admit it) is its own time capsule… if you speak couch. It’d be great if you didn’t though. Just sayin’.
Viagra, however, will now be dispensed next to the toothpicks as you pay the cashier at Denny’s. Awwww yeah.
In lieu of NaNoWriMo, I said I was going to do NaBloPoMo and write a blog post each day this month. Well, I’ve already blown that – it has nothing to do with being a pseudo-single mom with a fever. Nothing. Really, I’m just a slacker. Stop making me feel guilty! I have other sites to run, kids to wrangle, papers to write and hummus to eat!
That’s right, I’m back [...]
