How do you give an Aquarian an orgasm? Show them something new. Hopefully you have a never-ending supply of parts!

Ah, you weird, wonderful Aquarius! This is your month, all the way from January 20ish to February 18ish, depending on the year. Of course as with all astrology, if you really want to get technically accurate information you should go through the steps to do your chart. We love astrology at hippymom.com, so we’re always batting about terms like we know what they mean. And sometimes we really do!

The Aquarius in all her glory is someone who not only doesn’t fit in a box, but explodes the box. She hates being pinned down, can’t stand convention, and usually doesn’t do well in worlds not of her own making. The downside to this is that she seems a tad detached from beings who do not perform on cue. Think of an Aquarian as the mad scientist base jumper of the zodiac; there’s always a chance you’ll die, but at least it’s a new experiment!

Don’t think for a minute that you, Miss Stay at Home Mommy, have escaped this penchant to embrace your wacky wonderfulness. If you have been successfully contained within the four walls of a house, you’ve learned to rule with eccentricity rather than an iron fist, but you are still in charge. In fact, you’re the one most classified as the “cool mom” because even the neighborhood kids have figured out you’re weird. Embrace it, I say! Move to Australia and start a commune if you like. Before too long it will be a thriving, highly organized place that you can leave before emotions get too deep.
Yes, emotion. It’s okay to SAY the word. You don’t have to wade in knee-deep. We know you’d rather hold people at arm’s length, but curiously you are one of the most devoted friends around. You feel deeply and express–er, far less deeply. Maybe you’re not the mushy type, but you’re always available when someone needs you, unless of course you’re haring off to Australia to start a commune.

There’s a reason why message boards don’t contain a lot of Aquarians, and here’s the dirty little secret: they just get bored with the same old, same old. How can you compare chatting to base jumping? It just isn’t that exciting, and Aquarians need novelty more than just about any sign. A death knell to potential lovers, or a challenge? We’ll find out next time.

Smooches for another week—

Dipity

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