So who, dear Capricorn, are you the most compatible with? Given the response to my last article, you may think that my answer would be “nobody,” but you’d be wrong. Why, some of my best friends are Capricorns!

The important thing to remember with astrology is that there are three signs every person must know about themselves. The Sun sign, or the face you show to others, is the sign most people reference when they read their horoscope. Often though, that measly Sun sign doesn’t seem to fit. Why? Because along with a host of planets, aspects, and houses, the Moon and Rising (Ascendant) signs are nearly as important in creating a whole picture of a person.

Have I lost you yet, dearest Capricorn? I know how you love this astrology mumbo-jumbo. The Moon sign deals with inner emotions, dreams, desires that others don’t see about you but which you hold very deeply. Yours truly happens to have a Capricorn moon, possibly the only reason I haven’t melted in a puddle of piscean goo over the course of my dramatic life.  As a moon sign, the Capricorn aspect brings security, tradition, and reservation to a personality. I’m not one to go blubbering on people’s shoulders, at least not with crying. I’m even a happy drunk! Us Cappy moon chicks just aren’t criers. We keep it inside, secreted away until some lucky person proves their trustworthiness.

Following along? So that means your Sun, Moon, and your Rising sign (think of it like the car that drives you around: it can be a hatchback or a limo, depending on the sign you drew at birth) all make up the beautiful person that is you. If you’re wondering why your sister is impossible to live with, maybe she’s a triple Capricorn or a triple Cancer or a triple anything. Because balance is a good thing, even in astrology.

I can tell you just want me to get to the good stuff, and you’ve totally disregarded what I had to say about not being able to go off someone else’s sun sign. Okey dokey then! Here goes:

Capricorns usually do well with Virgos (although too much vanilla sex is just plain boring), Scorpios (as long as the Cappy is willing to be bossed around), and Taureans (lots of mutual profit-sharing and 401K building here).

Capricorns can, but usually do not do well with other Capricorns (YAWWWWNNN), Aquarians (you’ll have more luck roping the wind), and Pisces (I recuse myself from commentary on this particular combination).

Capricorns should run like hell, but won’t because they never listen to anyone giving advice, from Aries (pow! zing! burst into flames!), Geminis (make up your mind, already!), Cancers (bor-ring), Leos (better hope you have a Scorpio moon or they’ll ditch you before you fall asleep the first time), Libras (really, people are capable of having actual fun, dear Cappy), and Sagittarians (where do I start?)

Sure, the list of people you DON’T get along with is much bigger than the list you DO. But I’m sure that’s just random coincidence!

Smooches for another week—

Dipity

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